Concert Crimes
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Do Not Use Someone Else’s Shoulder as a Camera Tripod
A stranger behind me kept resting their phone hand on my shoulder to steady their video. Not tapping me. Not asking. Just silently converting my body into concert equipment. I did not buy a…
Official WarningStrangers are not accessories for your content.
Do Not Sit on the Floor in General Admission and Become Terrain
Someone sat cross-legged in the middle of general admission during the headliner and then looked personally offended every time people nearly stepped on them. Bodies get tired. We understand. But if 800 people in…
Official WarningIf people need to step over you, you have become part of the venue.
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